Women with the beautiful woman syndrome typically think they are much smarter than they actually are. The following quotes from BWSers illustrate this groundless arrogance in addition to their ever-present vanity. Note the many errors of spelling and grammar, suggesting that females with the beautiful woman syndrome are too busy looking at mirrors to open a dictionary or read a book now and then.

• "I am a extradionary person with many facets that intreeg me to no end. The depths of myself even i struggle to understand at times."
• "I don't have time for guys who are ugly, boring, poor, or not well-endowed. When you're hot as I am you can be a bitch!" (If you are a man who wishes to increase his penis size, read my books (The Science of Sex and Advanced Enlargement) to learn how to do this. It may seem impossible, but it's not.)
• "I REALLY REALLY HATE UGLY PEOPLE. I ALSO REALLY TRULY HATE FAT PEOPLE, I KNOW I MAY SOUND NASTY BUT I HATE UGLY PEOPLE AND FAT PEOPLE SO MUCH THAT I COULD SCREAM! I MEAN LIPSUCTION COULD BE USED? I DONT MEAN TO BRAG BUT I AM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND I KNOW I WILL NEVER BE FAT OR UGLY EVEN WHEN I AM OLD. I WILL RATE YOU 1 IF YOU ARE FAT OR UGLY !" (May sound nasty? What might happen to this person when she loses her looks? That could occur at any time. Here's a true story of how an accident changed the outlook of a woman with the beautiful woman syndrome.)
• "My name is tammy..princess 4ever 1988 all one word." (She's trying to camouflage her e-mail address in her profile, but doesn't realize that it is virtually useless without a domain name. tammyprincess4ever1988@____________.___ cannot be sent. However, I created a site that gives people a way to contact you via e-mail without you having to reveal your e-mail address! See www.MySpamSponge.com.)
• "I don't want to be, you know, a dumb person—I want—I want to be, educated." (Can you guess which celebrity uttered this? Let's give her credit for this laudable aspiration that is, believe it or not, quite possible. For example, my sixth-grade teacher once opined that I was "slow," yet I graduated in the top 1% of my class in medical school. If you want to increase your intelligence or help someone do the same, read about my transformation from dunce to doctor.)
• "well dont know what u put in here so whatever ya wanna know just ask!!!" (Put in an introduction: a few words about who you are, what you like, what you're looking for in a partner, etc. Incidentally, while she seems unusually vacuous, even bright people can have difficulty writing a good personal profile essay and thinking of a clever headline. I created a site that makes it easy to do that. In fact, you can compose a profile without typing at all, just by clicking! See www.myprofilewriter.com.)
• "My name is Jenny...and I am 20 and a perfect 10... more informations...just ask me...BTW I dont have a memborship so I cant contact you. " (She should use www.ContactMeFree.com, which allows you to contact people that you've noticed on personals sites and other Internet pages without the need to pay those sites or to create an account with them. In fact, everyone who participates in online dating should use ContactMeFree—unless you like wasting time, throwing your money away, and decimating your chances of finding your best possible match.)
• "Just look at me I mean c'mon every guy loves a beautifull busty blonde, right? My dilicious body is only 108 pounds but I'm a TON of fun!!!"
• "I'm fun, smart, hot, and if your not, your not for me! Loser's do not apply!"
• "I am down to earth and extremely awesome and honestly if you don't know me I am sorry, so messege me!!"
• "i dont want to tell you my hole life story, i dont even know where i should start, but here is some things you should know about me: i have big boobs but an even biger brain, texting is my adiction, and i have a great personallity."
• "I am a hypocondriact and hate it. I am smart and planning to study ecconomics in collige."
• "I'm the most amazingest person I know. I am freaking awesome!!" (Only two exclamation points? Doesn't someone who is "freaking awesome" deserve at least three?)
• "No conceededness aloud." (Gee-whiz, three words, and two were misspelled!)
• "I am definantly hillarious. I really hate it when people do things that piss me off cause then i just want to break people so much. haha that makes me smile and giggle well want to know more?" (No, I want to call 911 and run for cover!)
• "Chances are I am too young (& much too good!!) for you, so dont respond if you are old ugly fat or gross. I plan to be a tattoo artist."
• "single, outgoing, very sweet girl, and well just plain fun to be around. I AM, TOTALLY A BABE. I want to meet nice guy's."
• "I have a posative out look . . ."
• "i am the self proclaimed grand Queen of my castle and destroyer of countless hearts wherever i go. i am totally convinced that i am the reincarnate of a higher supreme being, some one much too big for just one name. You can love me, which i highly recommend you do, or you can hate me." (A bit of advice for her: If you're looking for love, don't hold your breath.)
• "the name is nicole. the fantastic GREAT one. i am a riot and have a FABULOUS sense of humor. im definately the sweetest girl you will ever meet, if you are lucky enough to meet me."
• "i'm just your average girl, except i'm not, because i'm really awesom. oh, and i'm much better and far hotter than your girlfriend. i'm cool, plain & simple. Worship me."
• "I'm definately the coolest and cutest person I know."
• "Helo, its me as always lookin beautifull and givin my oppinions. Im stubborn and love riding my motercycle."
• "My name is Brittany and my friend Amy interduced me to join now that it dont caust money to join. I love danceing and singing and I wright music lyrics too. I play soccer and use to play hockey."
• "im married and bored with my daly routeen. im hot but not really here to meet neone, just tryin to find a few friends on here."
• "im a fun lovein girl. i know im hot. some people say i am Jessica Simpson's long lost sister. im a big partier and i just totalled my jeep but my dad got me a new mercedes! :-)"
• "I know that all the guys want me but I'm not conceided. I have a quick whitt, and intelligents. Im cool, just ask me."
• "hey guys im just a kick ass chick...i have a dry sence of humor...i love to do anything crazy or spontaniouse...im pretty much amazing,ask anyone."
• "I like: going out, the beach, movies, my family, and lots more! I hate: bad drivers, guys with big egos, people who can't spell, liars, cheeters, theifs . . . ." (Cheeters and theifs?)
• "I am a real hottie going to school for message therapy. I know I will have lots of clients in the future cause many guys will want me to message them." (Let me guess . . . applicants for massage therapy school must not be evaluated on the basis of spelling. correct?)
• "hellou, my hobbys is doin makeup, wharing shoes ahnd haveing boyfriends. i know taht i am not wery clever but i have big boobs."
• "I love to exersise and Im looking at becoming a ciropracter." (Thankfully for her, the admissions requirements at chiropractic schools are not as stringent as those for medical schools.)
• "I don't care what the heck you think. I don't care how you feel. Basically, I just don't care. I hate over 99.9% of the human population."
• "I am an intelectual . . ." (And I am skeptical!)
• "I'm the stuff of which fantasies are madeof. I'm single, highly educated, a genious, and very fabulous. Not looking for anything less, so dont email me unless your as great as I am. Oh...and if you think I am gorgeous...your right, I am. VERY! Oh did I mention I'm kind of a big deal? I can promise you will never met another like me!" (You are probably correct!)
• "i love to gives kisses and hugs. i am really hot so if i hug or kiss you you will LOVE IT!!! i smile alot and love to laugh and im smart and awsome." (But not smart enough to spell awesome.)
• "im looking for a guy with a personality,goodlooking,goal oriantated,clean,good job && defiantely no drama."
• "its dificult for me to say what im looking for as far as looks go but because it is the personality that will ultimatly make or brak someone for me but i know that as far as velus and attitude." (What??)
• "dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like i am?" (Boyfriend? Given that she is a woman in a forum in which she is viewed by men, she should have said girlfriend.)
• "My hobbies include drinking, dancing, chillen with my friends and just bulshiting. I'm a fruitcake computer nut. Many other things about me are also interesting. You should want to meet me because i am a really cool person and very hot."
• "i'm absolutely gorgeous inside and out and all guys tend to fall in love with me. i am in hair dressers collage and thats about it fort me."
• "i love music clothes and hanging out with my friends. hate to work but love to drink. vodka is like love to me but don't you worry about that cause i'm not an alcoholic really its just what i perfer. on weekend you can usually find me with my friends causing mischif." (And where will you be on Monday? In rehab? Or jail?)
• "im a loving and caring hottie who love to travell,read,dance,and meet new guys and im easy going and jofier, always happy and i love to meet a loving and caring guy for a long tetm relationship which could leed to marraige." (She loves to read? I wonder if she likes spelling bees, too?)
• "im hot and you want me, dont you? i want a man who is willing to beat the shit out of anyone just for looking at me." (Better get used to spending quality time with your man while he is in state prison!)
• "I want a man who will love me like the ocean but hates everyone else; is borderline crazy; and will bark and growl and bite and/or kill any nutjobs who mess with me! Love ya, babe! For that man, I am yours! Get ready for a lifetime of fun!" (No, get ready for years in prison!)
• "Im so hot , i double-matched my damn self!! However if there is anybody who is into an itelligent chat, hit me up." (Thanks, but I prefer intelligent conversations.)
• "I'm tall and have really big feet for my age (6'1", size 13 feet). I've always preferred traditional incadescent lighting. Will I ever get a boyfriend?? Basically, I am a freak of nature."
• "My intrest include shoping, haveing fun, and drinkin until I say whatevers on my mind. Im basically amazin thats all there is to it."
• "Do you have any idea how hard it is to be this hot. My photos have rarley been aproved on here cause they think I am too hot to be real."
• "my name is rachel am a loveing kind hot woman who is hopfull for the future. I enjoy being the cented of attention, but Im not always trying to be."
• "hey im Suzie, thats spelt F.U.N. i love chattin so messege me. i'm here out of bordom."
• "my pics arnt that good . . . im cuter than this but your hot what up?" (She posted this in her personal profile. By including "your hot what up?" (sic), she evidently thinks that the only person seeing her profile will be the hot one whom she is referring to.)
• "When I saw your pix I couldnt resist contacting you...I like your car too!" (Another woman who is dumb enough to believe that her profile text will be seen only by the guy she is interested in, and that he will magically receive her message. Even if he stumbled upon her profile, he would never know that he was the intended recipient.)
• "i am looking for a hot tennage boyfriend about 18 or 19 or so and you seemed cute, if you want to talk message me anytime." (Yet another one!)
• "i see your on here boy i sure do miss talking to you & hope to see you again soon i cant belive you didnt call me when you got home." (Still another one who thinks that she can send a personal message by including it in her profile text!)
• "i smoke,hav a few tatts,like mountain,walk,picnic,amusment park.5'2",small inside and out.i dont like brainatics." (Don't worry—you're not one of them! BTW, I don't like "brainatics" (sic) either, but I do like brainiacs.)
• "i am a very down to earth person and very funny to be around and cool to hang out with. please contact me. you won't regreat it."
• "The name is Angela and with my great personallity i attract lots of atention. im elegant sweet and pretty. i can only say that,i possesed all these qualities.sexy body.perfect beauty.charm,and powerfull mind.which i considered these to be as my x-factor."
• "I'm Jessica I'm an extravert & I'm *AWESOME* in case you didn't know!!"
• "i like people with a sense of humor,,and anyone who dont have it,are boring!!! im looking to talk to woman web-cam preferrable."
• "As you can see I am extremely hot and Very Smart. I like to meet someone who interesteed in travel."
• "i like to sleep a lot ,its a great hobbie ,i plan to live of my dad for the rest of my life so i dont have a job."
• "Names Amy my second name should be CUTE u gotta admit i am SEXILICIOUS! i am a blonde hair blue eyed beautie and i am a restuarant manager in my families business."
• "yes they're real and yes i am short but wat i lack in hight i make up 4 in the bedroom if u no wat i meen."
• "Just trying to enjoy being young and very beautiful. I'm unique, friendly, fun, wild, and I'm yours . . . not really but you wish I were! I can GUARENTEE you will never meet another girl like me."
• "Im probably the most REALEST chick youll ever meet. I like to sing and dance. Ima cheerleader. I love to shopp. Im the kind of girl you give your last name too."
• "I work with my mother, we own a fashion company. she's the boss, but Im the next to her. Im a very brite and creativ person, with no complications, very practice."
• "i am so sexy that i could take a shit on the street and no one would care." (And you wonder why beautiful women think they can do whatever they please? In their pea-brains, their beauty exempts them from the need to abide by the laws and rules of etiquette that the rest of us follow.)
• "u are like omg realy gorgous. i would realy like to talk and get to no you for sure." (This is the text of her personal ad, which would of course be more appropriate for a note to one person.)
• "Im karen my motto is "tequila makes my clothes fall off" Im the bessssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt." (She's not just the best or the besstt, but the bessssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttt. In her mind, of course.)
• "I am very happy and content with myself as I learned that I am not bad company."
• "Im your basic girl nexted door, but probibly ten times cuter than any naybor you ever had -- LOL! Im trying to meet some nice fun people, preferabley between 19-24. Ive been told I am wise beyond my years."
• "I'm a gorgeous 31 year old single women." (Plural, huh?)
• "i have no clue why this site listed me as a male and i have no clue how to change it but as you can see im hot from head to toe and definately all female." (Basically, you have no clue.)
• "go ahead and try to interest me and keep my attention. you don't really have a chance, but, give me what you've got."
• "im self-centered! im my favorite subject!"
• "Piece of heaven? Perhaps a slice of angel face? Gift from God? Or all of the above?"
• "I am very beautifull, highly inteligent, funny, and carring. I am going to school to become a registurd nurse."
• "i enjoy doing stuff which involves things and whatnot. i have super powers and a bod to die for. i promise that i am just as great as i sound."
• "I am very selfish. I will lie to you. I will tell you that I love you even though I don't. I will use you until you have nothing left. At that point, I will lose interest, and then I will cheat on you and leave you. I am not kidding." (Thanks for the warning! :-)
• "i'm gorgeous and absolutely brilliant. i'm the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your entire life. guaranteed." (Why is it that hot women who think they are brilliant never seem to do anything brilliant?)
• "I'm very hot, come on now, who the h*!! wouldn't wanna meet me cause you know I'm a sexy bitch?! If you don't wanna meet me, then your gay."
• "I'm very comunicable, atractive aswell. I want a man who I can't beat up."
• "heyyaa im 21 years old and im a hair dresser and i own mahh own bussiness. im a single mother that spens most of her time taking care of my daughter, who is just as cute as I is!"
• "Hey Im Sexy And Very Extrovers. I Love Boys And Boys Love Me."
• "people call me 'Sweety' all of the time and yes i have a brain and no how to use it. all around, im one of the best woman youll ever meet!!!"
• "My personality aloud me to easily make friends, and i have lots of them. i believe that when life gives you lemons, mix them with vodka and get smashed."
• "I am the coolest girl you will ever wish you knew but unfortunately for you I am taken and I am madly in love . . . suckers!!"
• "Im a lifegaurd and work at nursing home. I deffinitly dont have any dirty sex fetishes or unhealthy obsesssions, like collecting lint or something equally odd."
• "I'm bi, primarrily looking to meet sexy women. I really like ones with huge breasts. I'm 5'5", 115, with measurements of 35DD-22-34. And guys, u better have a huge penis, and proove it."
• "I'm really awesome, very blunt, gorgeous as u can see, oh yeah, and modest, too. I love to smoke dope. I wanna be a SuicideGirl!"
• "Stunning single femail looking to meet and share lifes experiences with someone very special. My goals are to really do nothing. I think I'm interesting even if no one else does."
• "im 22 and live near sacromento. My friends think im hot, and they're correct about that, but the quality of my personality exceeds that of my appearance. I am studying something of importance at college. I enjoy singing and being amazing." (I would be even more amazed if she could correctly spell the name of her city!)
• "i am ton's fun to be around and i am funny as hell. i am also hot as hell but very down to earth low mantience girl."
• "My name is Tiffany. i live in no were Iowa! i'm your typical 20year-old feamale."
• "I'm 23 Singles currently going to school for nursing, just want to meet someone. I like to drink wine and go for long walks. My favoirite color is yellow. I'm too awesome to be doing this, but I am!"
• "My name is Amy. im pretty much a big deal. what amuses me is the stupidity of others, and there lack of common sence. education is a must, use it. im a princess and a $ITCH!"
• "Well im name is Carol im a lessbian. Im what u call not youre average woman im low maintanced. im currantly in a relaytionship."
• "I want to be a proffesional singer and dancer. I now work as a licence vocactional nurse."
• "im a femminist who likes showing men what im mad of."
• "I'm a bitch and I can get away with beeing that way because I'm hot."
• "Let me see...I'm truly awesome. I have 9 tattoos and I'm really badass."
• "Sometimes i fell lonely, but i got some kids, i got three sisters & a few brothers. i likes me a cold beer or two or four....I intend to be a very good profesional!!!"
• "Well, I was board so I posted this hoping to meet someone. I am 25 years old and I enjoy horesback riding, clubing, ice skateing and drinking."
• "Im Stephanie. Im singel and high maintenance. If I liek you, you might get lucky. I liek to travel and beat up fat chicks."
• "Obivously the name is Marnie. Im looking for friends, NOT a realionship.. so dont ask. I work at Wal-Mart and yes it does suck I have 3 tattoos."
• "Told Im brutaly honest and I hate pessimicity. I like it when guys praze me and tell me how cute and SEXY I am, cause I am as you can see."
• "My names Ashley im absolutely gorgeous i have blond hair and blue eyes. i love hot boys especially dominicans and pueroricans."
• "So I'm Nikki, yea I'm cute. My life is super boring yet halarious, well atleast I think so. I want to meet a hansome man with lots of money...if that's you, remember we're only a mousie click apart!!"
• "Names Melissa, I am 21 years old. I am a bitch, but I really dont care what you think. Try to come up with an explanation for why I am the way I am, but again, I dont care what you think."
• "Im a bartender, and model, and doing the school thing to be a doctor? Im cool and like a phenominal...I swear." (And I swear you're not!)
• "ima lesbian and i am so sexy and hot baby. im not into drugs but it doesnt bother me if you are. i love dogs and cats, i also have collage experiance, im currently working in retale.Please comment."
• "i'm an easygoing athlectic person who loves to party and have fun. just in case your wondering, yes my boobs are real and i love them! i truly enjoy sex and i am the best you will ever have!"
• "im kewl and classy and fabulous. i want a guy with a six pack and is very funny and happi and has a sence of humor. im 23...so dont match me if your out of my age range."
• "i am a bisexuell girl who falls to easily with great science of humor. i think looks is important but personality is so veyr much more."
• "i know i am sexy i just want to here other people say it baby!"
• "I'm reel prety, mayby the hotest one you ever seen. I'm also very caind and optimistick. I'm open with my fealings but stil caind of a mistury."
• "Hmm what can i say my name is Karen and Im real cute and the coolest funnest outgoing person ever."
• "Hello cute girls! I am 100% lesbain and single just wanting to meet new chicks and hang out I am sweet, laid back and sarcasit. I will never fail to suprise you. My tounge & nose wear jewelry."
• "I believe in useing my time wisely. Im a busy person, so dont waist my time. I'm not easy to get but I'm totally worth it. I love my body if you can't already tell."
• "I'm just here to meat other people, and mayby to find a special freind."
• "I was born and rasied in Florida but curintly in CA as a college student within the medical feild. I definatley aint a quiet person."
• "I am better than you, and I could problaby make you want to committ suicide. And yes, I am from Sweden!"
• "i plan to eventually go to university to bein the medical proffesion."
• "Im loking for a boyfriend to enjoy life with.Im passinate and a very afectionit person who is sweet but smart.Im very possitive and is happy go lucky.I go to CMU right now, going for elementary education. Im an occassional drinker and my favorite hobbies are definately reading and sleeping!"
• "Fellas, please . . . one at a time! Aren't I afriggindorable! I joined to see if society thinks I am as hot as I know I am! Here's the deal: I am definately the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
• "I have a bf and I am just here to meet GIRLS, NOT MEN, so fellas, if you contact me you are WAISTING your time." (I couldn't agree more!)
• "I am a genuin, normal woman looking to meet peaple from all over the world for the time beeing."
• "Im smarter than you and love living life to its fulliest! Give me a good rating folks,it will raise my self-esteem to the sky. Im a college student studying to be a librian. To much to write here, so if you want to know more just contact me!"
• "I'm vain, very materialistic, honest, and straightforward. I want to be worshipped by a man who can't get enough of me. I am a well-kept secret that only a few are lucky enought to reveal. Without me the world would be a shabby place without laughter, lust, or luscious boobs."
• "Hey everyone. How's life? Well as of now that's all that we share in commen because im the one and only Nikki. im a math major but im switching soon to 'international studies' whatever that means."
• "I am a secretarry who enjoys the drive-inn movies and time with my friends! My most interresting hobby is my involvment with the Beauty Pageant industry."
• "I am frendly and am looking for a man who will treet me the way a woman shold be treeted! I am a little shy but injoy conversations. Also injoy traviling and wachting movies and other stuff. Bottom line: I am absolutily amazing!"
• "im looking for a guy im extremely attracted too. i have several piercings and a tat and many views on life and morals. i deserve the best in life. im smarter than you think and sometimes profound. im studying to become a counseling psychologist spealizing in marriage counseling. im fun and great to be around! You will never be able to forget me, try not to obsess please!"
• "I am in collage studying journalism. I want to chat with an intelligent man who can give and take a little verbal brutality. Let's start WWIII, and then have ice cream!"
• "Well, what can i say without being conceited? i'm a hot girl who love's to party, so if your not like that than don't bother, but otherwise if you like what your seeing and you find any interest in me you can always ask to find out more cause i dont really know whatn to say on here. so i hope you enjoyed. Message me."
• "it is a thought universally known that men in possetion of large fortunes, must be in want of a wife. Yep, thats about right." (No, it isn't.)
• "Hi.i am recently seperated and my interests is going out, smoking, drinking, and of coarse fucking. Background: i ain't no lady. Goals: unsure."
• "I am as you can see very beauitiful and yes I know I am vane but when your hot as I am it is hard not to be, like all you rich guys with big egoes."
• "im a part-time model, equestrian extraordinaire, massag therapist, oh and did i mention im writing a book? I am the Queen of party's.....if you dont believe me, you should come see for yourself. Please not to be requesting me if your very much older than me or sleazy."
• "i love to go to the bar and i need a man that will talk care of me and my kids i this is what i am looking for a gut whith bolnde hair that works out so you want a femail the is out going and like to have fun with friends."
• "I like to drink, have fun, listin to music, watch sports, but my favs are x-tream sports like motorcross and skateboarding. If you & me got something in common say hi."
• "im hopeing to move to Florida soon cause i love the warm whether. Sorry boys but i am takin, so im just here to get rated."
• "Recent College Grad! I use to run competively, Im a brainy nerd and i loves to travel. I use to cherlead and have done some modeling in the past."
• "People say that I has an impecable fairplay and that I give good advices. I likes talking to people. im very frienly well i cant think anything else now."
• "Hey my name is Amber and I have 7 tatoos and one piering. I love to met new people but if your not hot than I dont want to no you but so your self peoples." (Say what?)
• "Hello, and Welcome to my picture and profile :-) Im a great girl with lots of different iterestes, Some of which is hanging out with friends and family, and going to pubs. Yea what can I say Im pretty much awesome! I hope you enjoy and hear from you soon."
• "love sports? come join me to my usaul 20 mile bike ride! wanna be my bestfriend? get to know me and you won`t be dissapointed!"
• "I am fantastically wonderful, I am HOT, and I have and excellant sense of humor!! And I basically ROCK THIS PLANET!!"

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