From Dave:

I think I have evidence that very attractive women are not as intelligent as other women. What led me to that conclusion? I'll explain. I work as a computer programmer, and like to take a 5-minute break every hour or so. For the past several years, I've spent most of those breaks looking at women on the HotOrNot site. After looking at well over 100,000 photos (or perhaps a million — hey, I'm addicted!), I suddenly realized that every time I saw a woman photographing herself by aiming the camera at her reflection from a mirror, it was a beautiful woman doing that. Interestingly, I can't recall even one woman do that who was NOT gorgeous. Thus, it seems to me that average-looking or unattractive women have enough brainpower to figure out how to use their camera's self-portrait mode, but the hot females are too stupid or too lazy to do that (which takes only a few seconds, so laziness wouldn't explain it unless they were exceptionally lazy).

In the past few weeks alone I've seen dozens of gorgeous dummies who used mirrors to take their pictures. Thus, I have compelling statistical evidence that this sign of stupidity is overwhelmingly likely to be present in ravishing women.

My average-looking sister used to tell me that most hot women are dumbbells. Now I think that she's right.

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